Instead, we're the product of a series of VERY fortunate happy accidents.
What the hell?! What is humanity's purpose in the universe? Are we really experiments, something that just SO happened to form as part of a simulation (which I suspect due to the discovery of the Higgs Boson particle, or the Keyon, as I like to call it)? Or are we the creation of the universe itself so that this (possibly sentient) universe could understand itself—making us its neurons in three-dimensional space? I have so many questions, many of them being "WHY….?" and eager for an answer that doesn't just have any basis in statistics and probability.