Alignment: How Morality and Ethics Make Love
Abilities: Can YOU Shoot LAZORS Out of Your Eyes?
Appearance: Why It's Cool to Wear Your Underwear on the Outside and Accessorize With a Cape
Arch-Nemesis: Super Villains Exist Too
"The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture."
"Who is to say who is the villain and who is the hero? Probably the dictionary."
"Villains are much more proactive than heroes. Heroes, by their nature, are purely reactionary forces. The villain is, in all ways, an agent of change. A catalyst."
—Black Mage from 8-Bit Theater
"Duct tape is like the force: there is a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."